A colleague of mine told me the other day that a certain company is looking for a programmer to do a project in something called JBuilder - which as far as I can tell is a utility intended to make Java applets. 

Well, they can't find someone.  And apparently, though I find this a little hard to believe, they would be willing to pay someone $200 an hour to do this work.  Wow.

Me thinks I might see how hard it is to learn this JBuilder...

 

Mental Note: Don't try to rake heavy leaves when the wooden handle of your rake is waterlogged. [snap!]