quote = new Array(7);
quote[0] = "Never underestimate the power of human intelligence.";
quote[1] = "Never underestimate the depths of human stupidity.";
quote[2] = "This site is best viewed with your resolution set to at least 800x600. If your computer can not handle that resolution, then it is time to get a new one.";
quote[3] = "Live long and prosper.";
quote[4] = "May the force be with you.";
quote[5] = "If anyone thinks of some good quotes to put down here, let me know.";
quote[6] = "In this country, we know the value of a loonie.";
quote[7] = "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.  Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.";
quote[8] = "God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him."

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